AXED TO AXE MAN

The regular guy I always was

Out of school, no clue of what life in IIN college was...

Boom! Life hit me without a cause...

On Valentine's, every guy had a girl & I only men-o-pause...

I wondered how can I be the guy to whom every girl draws...

My search for a self-identity made me mentally pause!

Do I ride an Enfield or set my hair like Kate Moss...

I had no clue & my pals with girlfriends made me even more cross...

Then, the Ultimate Axe Man contest on MTV would prove to be life's biggest toss...

18 men to contest with & since Day 1, I felt I was gonna be boss...

My personality chiseled by Axe, was a hit without any clause...

From guy next door to the Ultimate Axe Man, my journey... O (wait for it) legend-ary it was...

But it did'nt halt there, 365 days of fun, frolic & dates... no time to lose

Every girl in town wanted to earn a date with me... phew! it required effort even to floss...

My exploits are on YouTube, I have a lac+ FB fans & an Axe calendar... fame, it feels so close

I continue to be a chic magnet after the show, Axe still draws...

But what made a big difference -

Every guy wants to be me today, thanks to all the applause!